笑话大王之搞怪的英语笑话

1.A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of thehabit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree tointercept him on the way home.

一位妇人发现丈夫回家的时候总是烂醉如泥，她决定为丈夫治好这个毛病。一个万圣节夜里，她穿上一套魔鬼戏服，躲在树后，准备在丈夫返家时拦截他的去路。

her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with herred horns, long tail, and pitchfork.

当丈夫走近时，她从树后跳出来，站到他面前，头上带着红色的羊角、身后有长长的尾巴，手中握着钢叉。

"Who are you?" he asked.

“你是谁?”丈夫问到。

"I'm the Devil!" she responded.

“我是魔鬼!”她回答到。

"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married yoursister!"

“噢，那你跟我一起回家吧，”丈夫说，“我娶了你的姐妹!”

3.某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，

忙说：I am sorry.

老外应道：I am sorry too.

某人听后又道：I am sorry three.

老外不解，问：What are you sorry for?

某人无奈，道：I am sorry five.

4.某次英文考试有两道题目：

1)我穿上外套，却发现第一个扣子掉了。

2)他听见电话铃响，就过去接了电话。

正确答案应为：

1)I put on my coat and found its first button was gone.

2)As soon as he heard the phone ringing, he went to pick it up

但是某生的答案是：

1)Shit!

2)Hello?