简单易懂的几个英语笑话
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Does He Bite 它咬人吗
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?
Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?
Reggie: That's what I want to find out.
里基:我们又得到了一条新狗,你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?
罗恩:嗯,我不知道----它咬人吗?
里基:这正是我想要查明的`。
两颗心脏在跳动 Two hearts beating
Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.
Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.
护士:手术后你感觉怎样?
病人:十分好,只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。
护士:怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。
Birthday 生日
Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Professor: Which year?
Kid: Every year.
教授:你的生日是什么时候?
孩子:5月30日。
教授:哪一年?
孩子:每年都是。
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