短篇英语笑话大全 笑破你的肚子
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1、Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉."
2、Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?
妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!
3、The first time a pig tastes bacon.
当猪第一次尝到培根。
Seriously! This is so good! Now I understand why they kill us ! It makes so much sense!
说真的这太好吃了!现在我理解为什么他们要宰我们了,这样才有意义。
4、Teacher: Would you rather have one half ofan orange or five tenths?
Gerald:I'd much rather have the half.
杰拉得:我宁可要半个。
Teacher:Think carefully, and tell me why.
老师:仔细想想,说出理由来。
Gerald:Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
杰拉得:因为你如果把柑橘切成十分之五,那柑橘汁就损失太多了。
5、Son:Is ink so very expensive, father?
儿子:爸爸,墨水很贵吗?
Father:Why, son, what makes you think so?
父亲:不贵呀,你为什么这么想?
Son:. Mother seems quite disturbed because I
spilled some on the carpet.
儿子:哦,我把墨水洒了一点在地毯上,妈妈好象挺着急的。
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
6、Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
一个男人坐在酒吧里,伤心至极。
酒吧招待:"你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了?"
男人:"我们吵了一架,她说一个月都不跟我说话。"
酒吧招待:"那你应该高兴才是啊!"
男人:"不,今天是这个月的最后一天。"
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