- 一、TheNameofaPoet诗人的名字Ourteacherwastellingusaboutanewsystemofmemorytrainingbeingusedinsomeschoolstoday.Itworkslikethis,shesaid.SupposeyouwantedtorememberthenameofapoetRobertBurns,forinstance.ShetoldustothinkofhimasBobbyBurns.Nowgetinyourheadapi...
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- there'sonlyONEpolicemanOneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions.Now,heasked,"What'sthemeaningoftheword'Drunk',dad?""Well,myson,"hisfatherreplied,"look,therea...
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- 笑话是幽默的.载体,一个成功的笑话能流传千古,听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜,拍掌叫好!以下是小编为大家带来的精彩经典爆笑英语笑话,一起来爆笑吧!精彩经典爆笑英语笑话(一)为抄近路走墓地TwomenwerewalkinghomeafteraHalloweenpartyanddecidedtotakeashortcutthroughthecem...
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- who'sheartisbetterAmanhasaheartattackandisbroughttothehospital.Thedoctortellshimthathewillnotliveunlesshehasahearttransplantrightaway."you'reinluck,twoheartsjustbecameavailable,soyouwillgettochoosewhichoneyouwant.Onebelongstoanattorneyandtheo...
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- 英语笑话可以陶冶情操,减少人生中的各种烦恼,提高自己对英语的阅读兴趣,学习生活也会更加顺利,下面由本站小编为您带来的`爆笑英语笑话。WhoShouldbeGiventhePresentAfatheroffivecamehomewithatoy,summonedhischildrenandaskedwhichoneofthemshouldbegiventhepresent,Whoist...
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- 爆笑经典笑话一:小白兔系列冷笑话1小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,问:老板,你们有没有一百个小面包啊?老板:啊,真抱歉,没有那么多这样啊。。。小白兔垂头丧气地走了。第二天,小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,老板,有没有一百个小面包啊?老板:对不起,还是没有啊这样啊。。。小白兔又垂头丧气地走了。...
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- 小编为大家整理了一些英语段子,希望大家喜欢。whowasthefirstman?谁是世界上第一个男人ateachersaidtoherclass:whowasthefirstman?一个老师问她的学生:谁是世界上第一个男人georgewashington,alittleboyshoutedpromptly.一个小男孩立刻大声说:乔治.华盛顿。howdoyoumakeout...
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- 我们这里有很多搞笑的英语笑话,让你白看不厌,下面由本站小编为您整理的英语笑话,希望您快乐。AManWhoSaidNo说不的男子AfriendofminenoticedamanstaggeringaboutintheTimesSquaresubwaystation.Awell-dressedWallStreettype,hiscoatwasunbuttoned,abriefcasedangledfromhish...
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- 会讲笑话的人都是有幽默感的人,有幽默感的.人患上抑郁症的可能性就大为减少,接下来一起来看看一分钟经典英语爆笑笑话,看看你的幽默指数吧!一分钟经典英语爆笑笑话(一)不会犯两次同样的错误Boy:Hi,didn'twegoondatesbefore?Onecortwice?Girl:Must'vebeenonce.Inever...
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- 经典笑话爆笑一:你女儿在我手上爸爸酒喝多了,非要拿我手机打电话给我妈。打通说:你女儿在我手上。好机智的回答四岁儿子想要橡皮泥,我说要看你的表现了,表现好就给买。他说,妈妈等我长大了给你买车,不用看你的表现。表现不好也给你买。是你配呀还是我配呀一朋友开车,不慎压死了路...
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- 总是有些时候莫名其妙的不开心,心情不佳的时候就会办什么都不在状态,你会这样么?这里小编收集整理了经典爆笑英语笑话集锦,让你的心情速速好起来。经典爆笑英语笑话一:Goldfish金鱼Stan:Iwon92goldfish.斯丹:我赢了92条金鱼。Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?弗雷德:你想在哪...
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- 飞机螺旋桨的用处ThepurposeofthepropellerA:"What'sthepurposeofthepropeller?"B:"Tokeepthepilotcool.Ifyoudon'tthinkso,juststopitandwatchhimsweat!"A:飞机的`螺旋桨有什么用?B:为了保持飞行员凉爽。不信的话,只要停止螺旋桨转动看看飞行员会不会满头大汗。我...
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- 生活需要笑话,笑话能愉悦我们的心情,欢迎欣赏爆笑的英语笑话经典大全!爆笑的英语笑话经典大全(一)Ayounggirlwasaskedbyhermother,"Whatdoyouwanttobewhenyougrowup?"Thegirlreplied,"Iwanttobeanoldmaid."Hermotherwassurprisedtohearthat,andsaid,"Oh,dear,why?"Thegirls...
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- 高智商的英语笑话段子,看懂之后乐呵呵的英语笑话,尽在本站网站里。theimportantofasecondlanguageAcatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.Whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.Turningtoherkittens,thecatsaid,"Youseehowimportantit...
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- 英语笑话是精神的缓冲剂,使遭遇困境的一方摆脱困境,有效地化干戈为玉帛。下面由本站小编为您整理的英语笑话大集合。现在几点了Thetwoboyswerecampinginthebackyard.Whentheycouldn'tfigureoutwhattimeitwas,thefirstboysaidtothesecond,"Startsingingveryloud.""Howwi...
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- Iwantanightmare想做坏梦Beforethefinalexamination,Tomtoldhismother,"Mom,IhadadreamlastnightthatI'dpassedtoday'sexam.""Don'ttrustdreams,dear.Itissaidwhatyouexperienceindreamsusuallyturnsouttobetheopposite."Motherreplied."ThenIdohopeI'll...
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- 幽默的人不仅仅会说笑话,还要懂得他人说的笑话,来测试一下你的幽默细胞的指数有多高吧!经典爆笑英语冷笑话篇一:OneSideoftheCase一面之辞Ajudgeaskedourgroupofpotentialjurorswhetheranyoneshouldbeexcused,andonemanraisedhishand."Ican'thearoutofmyleftear,"theman...
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- 电脑问题IhadbeendoingTechSupportforHewlett-Packard'sDeskJetdivisionforaboutamonthwhenIhadacustomercallwithaproblemIjustcouldn'tsolve.Shecouldnotprintyellow.Alltheothercolorswouldprintfine,whichtrulybaffledmebecausetheonlytruecolorsarecyan,mag...
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- 生活娱乐有了英语笑话,生活有它乐趣也跟着多了许多。下面由本站小编为您整理的几段英语笑话,让您在百忙中得到放松、娱乐。无聊的课OneofmyfavoriteteachersatSoutheastMissouriStateUniversityinCapeGirardeauisknownforhisdrollsenseofhumor.Explaininghisgroundrulestoo...
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- dayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads,seehowthefarmslooked,andperhapstoseehowfarmersearnedtheirliving.Thecitymansawafarmerinhisyard,holdingapigupinhishands,andliftingitsothatthepigcouldeatapplesfromanappletree.Thecit...
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- 1、有一天晚上我喝醉了,做了一个奇怪的梦,梦见自己变成了一只鸭子,一个接一个地下蛋,等睡醒了才发现满床的大便。。。2、道士教导徒弟说:周日晚上十二点过后,是鬼魂最活跃的时候,最为凶险。徒弟奇道:这是阴阳上的'讲究?老道士摇摇头:非也非也,实在是一到周一,鬼才想上班啊!3、小明...
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- 笑话来源于生活,经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言。下面小编马上为你带来几篇爆笑经典英语笑话短文,希望你会喜欢。爆笑经典英语笑话短文一:StrangeNameForCatsOnedaytherewasawomanwholosthercatnamed"LOVE."ItwasprettydarkoutsideandshelivedinNewYork.So,thinking...
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- 看过绝对精彩的带翻译英语笑话吗?下面由本站小编给您送上几段,让您慢慢看。双语笑话Insecondaryschool,Iwasalwaysself-consciousaboutmyheight.OnceIwasaskedoutbyalife-guard.Ihadneverreallystoodnexttohimanddidn'tknowhowtallhewas,sothenightofthedateItookoutt...
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- 经典爆笑笑话(一)从前,有一个妇人请了一个道士为她的丈夫超度亡灵,做完法事后,道士钻进帐篷,非常虔诚的对夫人说,我打算还俗,请你嫁给我吧。然后,跪在地上求婚,夫人说:太迟了,我已经答应了给我丈夫看病的郎中了。经典爆笑笑话(二)对于女人来说,世界上所有男人都是骗子。不管是漂亮还...
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- 英语笑话带来的笑能刺激呼吸系统和血液循环,缓解关节疼痛,预防感冒至癌症等许多病症的发生。下面由本站小编为您送上的英语笑话。奇怪的关系Fourbestfriendsmetatthehospitalsincetheirwivesweregivingbirthstotheirbabies.Thenursecomesuptothefirstmanandsays,"Congrat...
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