![英语笑话 Howoldareyou?]( "英语笑话 Howoldareyou?")
- 分享一篇超级爆笑的英语笑话，让你笑掉大牙。Awomanwalkeduptoalittleoldmanrockinginachaironhisporch."Icouldn‘thelpnoticinghowhappyyoulook,"shesaid."What‘syoursecretforalonghappylife?""Ismokethreepacksofcigarettesaday,"hesaid."Ialsodrinkacaseof...
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![爆笑英语笑话]( "爆笑英语笑话")
- OneEngineLeftA747washalfwayacrosstheAtlanticwhenthecaptaingotontheloudspeaker,"Attention,passengers.Wehavelostoneofourengines,butwecancertainlyreachLondonwiththethreewehaveleft.Unfortunately,wewillarriveanhourlateasaresult."Shortlythereafter,thepasse...
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![英语搞笑笑话]( "英语搞笑笑话")
- 有笑话，大家一起笑，这就是分享快乐，也许，快乐就是这么简単。下面本站小编为你带来英语搞笑笑话，希望你会喜欢。英语搞笑笑话一则Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-GoSlow".老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到?汤姆：我每...
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![英语笑话对话]( "英语笑话对话")
- Apigandachickenwerewalkingbyachurchwhereagala(欢庆的)charityeventwastakingplace.Gettingcaughtupinthespirit,thepigsuggestedtothechickenthattheyeachmakeacontribution."Greatidea!"thechickencried."Let'sofferhemhamandeggs?""Notsofast,"saidthepigtestil...
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![笑侃爆笑英语笑话]( "笑侃爆笑英语笑话")
- 下面本站小编为您介绍几篇中长篇带翻译英语笑话，希望你开心。动机MyEnglishprofessoroncelaunchedintoalectureon"motivation.""Whatpushesyouahead?"heasked."Whatisitthatmakesyougotoschooleachday?Whatdrivingforcemakesyoustrivetoaccomplish?"Turningsuddenlytooney...
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![笑侃搞笑英语笑话]( "笑侃搞笑英语笑话")
- IAmGoingtoShop惹出个什么英语笑话呢，大家一块来见证。ABoywithaBigHead大头娃娃Aboycriedtohismother,"Allthechildrenmakefunofme.TheysayIhaveabighead.""Don'tlistentothem,"hismothersaid,"Youhaveabeautifulhead.Nowstopcryingandgotothestoretobuytwentypounds...
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![英语爆笑笑话]( "英语爆笑笑话")
- 一个人的聪明才智会在幽默的谈吐中闪光，并且会深深吸引他人。下面，本站小编给大家收集整理了英语爆笑笑话，增加幽默细胞，聪明的你一定会成为闪光点。英语爆笑笑话：OlderGoatsinAmerica美国老羊AgroupofAmericansweretravelingbytourbusthroughHolland.Astheystoppedatacheesef...
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![笑着学英语 看英语笑话]( "笑着学英语 看英语笑话")
- 今天的特别话题是Jokes!很应景的说一句，longlongago，当我们还是个小孩纸，学生时代最恶毒的英语考题无非Pointoutwhythejokeisfunny?~OMG!!解释笑话笑点，seriously??这种事情，是不是nerdy的有点过分了呢?好吧，体谅一下英文念得不好的老师们，他们需要知道大家笑的原因...其实哦，笑...
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![英语笑话]( "英语笑话")
- 英语笑话一：爆笑面试我去应聘时，考官是一漂亮小姐，一紧张我说了如下内容：Mynameis‘oldfivewang’(我叫王老五)Iboom(炸出)at1971year!(我生于1971年)※born我念成了boom，反正很像。Mytoyearis28year(今年28岁)※事后才知today是今天，但今年不是toyear。Myhomehaveap...
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![英语笑话 爆笑]( "英语笑话 爆笑")
- 英语笑话爆笑一：WhataretheTwoWords?Averyniceoldladyhadafewwordstosaytohergranddaughter.Mydear,saidtheoldlady,Iwishyouwoulddosomethingforme.Iwishyouwouldpromisemenevertousetwowords.Oneis‘lousy’andtheotheris‘swell’.Wouldyoupromise...
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![好笑英语笑话]( "好笑英语笑话")
- HospitalityThehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest'splate.Thevisitorsmiled,putthecheeseintohismouthandthen...
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![「英语笑话」看笑话学英语]( "「英语笑话」看笑话学英语")
- HowdoIgetthegumout?我怎么把口香糖取出来?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,"I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.HowdoIgetthegumoutfrommyears?...
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![笑话英语]( "笑话英语")
- 笑话英语一：GunsBuriedintheGardenAnoldmanlivedaloneinNorthernIreland.Hisonlysonwasinprison.Theoldmanwantedtoplantsomepotatoesinhisgardenbuthedidn'tknowanyonewhowouldhelphimplowupthegarden.Hewrotetohissonaboutit,andreceivedthisreply,"ForHEAVENSSAKE,...
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![笑话大全爆笑英语笑话]( "笑话大全爆笑英语笑话")
- I'veJustBittenMyTongue"Arewepoisonous?"theyoungsnakeaskedhismother."Yes,dear,"shereplied-"Whydoyouask?""CauseI'vejustbittenmytongue!"我刚咬破自己的舌头我们有毒吗?一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。是的，亲爱的，她回答说，你问这个干什么?因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌...
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![爆笑英语笑话对话]( "爆笑英语笑话对话")
- 理发师Harry:"Mybigbrothershaveseveryday."哈里：我哥哥每天都刮脸。Henry:"Mybrothershavesfiftytimesaday."亨利：我哥哥每天刮50次脸。Harry:"Ishecrazy?"哈里：他疯了吗?Henry:"No,he'sabarber."亨利：没有，他是一名理发师。年少无知Jimmyisthreeyearsold.吉米3岁了。One...
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![英语笑话对话 爆笑]( "英语笑话对话 爆笑")
- 英语笑话对话爆笑：Flower&RiceTwoAmericanslaidawreath(花圈)onacomrade’sgraveandsaw,nearby,aJapaneselayingriceonthegraveofacountryman.OneAmericanasked,"Whendoyouexpectyourcomradetocomeandeatthatrice?"TheJapanesereplied,"Whenyourfriendcomestosme...
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![搞笑双语英语笑话]( "搞笑双语英语笑话")
- 爸爸不高兴Itseemsafarmboyaccidentallyoverturnedhiswagonloadofcorn.Thefarmerwholivednearbyheardthenoise."HeyWillis!!"thefarmeryelled,"Forgetyourtroubles.Comeinwithus.ThenI'llhelpyougetthewagonup.""That'smightyniceofyou,"Willisanswered,"butIdon...
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![搞笑英语短笑话]( "搞笑英语短笑话")
- 律师、宝马和胳膊一个律师打开他的宝马车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的'!!!律师哀怨地说。你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!警察反驳说，你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳...
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![英语笑话英文]( "英语笑话英文")
- 英语笑话英文一：Therewasonceawifesojealousthatwhenherhusbandcamehomeonenightandshecouldn'tfindhairsonhisjacketssheyelledathim,"Great,sonowyou'recheatingonmewithabaldwoman!"Thenextnight,whenshedidn'tsmellanyperfume,sheyelledagainbysaying,"Sh...
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![英语笑话爆笑]( "英语笑话爆笑")
- 英语笑话爆笑一：Threeturtlesdecidedtohaveacupofcoffee.Justastheygotintothecafe,itstartedtobiggestturtlesaidtothesmallestone,"Gohomeandgettheumbrella."Thelittleturtlereplied,"Iwill,ifyoudon'tdrinkmyoffee.""Wewon't,"theothertwoyearslaterthebigtur...
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![搞笑英语笑话爆笑]( "搞笑英语笑话爆笑")
- 机长的录音是什么英语笑话呢，赶紧跟着本站小编来阅读啦。最希望得到的签名Ouruniversitynewspaperrunsaweeklyquestionfeature.Recently,thequestionwas:"Whoseautographwouldyoumostwanttohave,andwhy?"Asexpected,mostresponsesmentionedmusicorsportsstars,orpoliticia...
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![学英语看搞笑英语笑话]( "学英语看搞笑英语笑话")
- NestandHairMysister,aprimaryschoolteacher,wasinformedbyoneofherpupilsthatabirdhadbuiltitsnestinthetreeoutsidetheclassroom."Whatkindofbird?"mysisterasked."Ididn'tseethebird,onlythenest,"repliedthechild."Then,canyougiveusadescriptionofthenest?"mysi...
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![搞笑英语笑话]( "搞笑英语笑话")
- Afathersaidtohissons:"Tomorrowyourmotherisgoingtobakeapie.Whoisgoingtoeatit?"Theoldestsonreplied:"Father,Illeatitall!"Thefatherthensaid:"TomorrowImgoingtobutcherapig.Whoisgoingtoeatit?"Thesamesonanswered:"Father,Illeatitall!"Thefatheradded:"Tomorrow,...
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![爆笑英语笑侃笑话]( "爆笑英语笑侃笑话")
- 搞笑英语笑话写给上帝的信到底写了什么呢，一起来看看吧!无聊的课OneofmyfavoriteteachersatSoutheastMissouriStateUniversityinCapeGirardeauisknownforhisdrollsenseofhumor.Explaininghisgroundrulestoonefreshmanclass,hesaid,"NowIknowmylecturescanoftenbedryandbor...
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![搞笑英语笑话 爆笑]( "搞笑英语笑话 爆笑")
- 他游不过大西洋AnAmericanvisitingScotlandmetashepherdwithabeautifulsheepdog.TheAmericanofferedtheowner$50forthedog,buttheshepherdrefused."Icouldn'tpartwithJack,"hesaid.Justthen,amanwithanEnglishaccentwalkedupandmadethesameoffer.Theshepherdagreed,p...
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