- EnteringHeaven进天堂ThreemendiedonChristmasEveandweremetbySaintPeteratthepearlygates。三名男子都死于平安夜,而后分别在天堂之门被圣彼得召见。"Inhonorofthisholyseason,"SaintPetersaid,"YoumusteachpossesssomethingthatsymbolizesChristmastogetintoheaven."圣...
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- ChristmasEveService平安夜礼拜JustasIbeganmyChristmasEveservice,theelectricityinthechurchfailed.TheushersandIfoundsomecandlesandplacedthemaroundthesanctuary.ThenIreenteredthepulpit,shuffledmynotes,andmuttered,"Now,wherewasI?"Atiredvoicecalledout,"Righ...
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- 圣诞节的英语小笑话一:They'reBusyOneday,thephonerang,andalittleboyanswered.MayIspeaktoyourparents?They'rebusy.Oh.Isanybodyelsethere?Thepolice.CanIspeaktothem?They'rebusy.Oh.Isanybodyelsethere?Thefiremen.CanIspeaktothem?They'rebusy.Solet...
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- 圣诞节笑话英语一:WhenTomHowardwasseventeenyearsoldhewasastallashisfather,sohebegantoborrowrd'sclotheswhenhewantedtogooutwithhisfriendsintheevening.rddidnotlikethis,andhealwaysgotveryangrywhenhefoundhissonwearinganyofhisthings.OneeveningwhenTomcamedo...
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- 英语小笑话一:ChristmasEveService平安夜礼拜JustasIbeganmyChristmasEveservice,theelectricityinthechurchfailed.TheushersandIfoundsomecandlesandplacedthemaroundthesanctuary.ThenIreenteredthepulpit,shuffledmynotes,andmuttered,"Now,wherewasI?"Atiredvoicecal...
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- 圣诞节英语笑话2014一:Threebuildingsintownwereoverrunbysquirrels—thetownhall,thehardwarestore,andthechurch.Thetownhallbroughtinsomecats.Butaftertheytoreupallthefiles,themayorgotridofthepredators,andsoonthesquirrelswereback.Thehardwarestorehumanel...
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- 2015圣诞节英语笑话一:AswewereputtingoutcookiesforSantaonChristmasEve,Iaccidentallydroppedone."Noproblem,"Isaid,pickingitupanddustingitoffbeforeplacingitbackontheplate."Youcan’tdothat,"arguedmyfour-year-old."Don’tworry.Santawillneverknow."H...
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- 2014圣诞节冷笑话一:AcustomerwalkedintoourstorelookingforChristmaslights.Ishowedherourtopbrand,but—wantingtomakesureeachbulbworked—sheaskedmetotakethemoutoftheboxandplugthemin.Idid,andeachonelitup."Great,"shesaid.Icarefullyplacedthestringof...
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- 送出去还有的东西WhatcanSantagiveawayandstillkeep?Answer:acold.什么东西圣诞老人可以分送出去,自己却也还留着?答案:感冒。圣诞老人的'爱好WhatdoesSantaClausliketodoinhisgarden?Answer:helikestohoe,hoe,hoe.圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么?答案:锄地。(英文里Hoe和ho同...
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- 圣诞节英语笑话2015一:Myfriendreviewedheryoungson’sfill-in-the-blankhomework.Oneline:AtChristmas,weexchangegiftswith____.Hisresponse:Receipts.我朋友在检查她儿子的填空题家庭作业。有一行:在圣诞节,我们和____交换礼物。他的答案:收据。圣诞节英语笑话2015二...
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- 圣诞节英语笑话爆笑一:AsalittlegirlclimbedontoSanta'slap,Santaaskedtheusual,"AndwhatwouldyoulikeforChristmas?"一个女孩爬到圣诞老人的膝盖上,圣诞老人例行公事的`问:今年圣诞节你想要什么呢?Thechildstaredathimopenmouthedandhorrifiedforaminute,thengasped:"D...
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- 圣诞节英文笑话一:Apolicemanescorted(押送,护送)ahabitualcriminalpassingbyamountainvillage.Seeingcontainsundriesstoreatvillageend,therecidivist(惯犯)putforwardtobuyaofpackcigarette.Thepolicemanpondered(长时间考虑,深思)over:Youseizedthechancetoescapelastti...
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- 本站小编分享一个关于圣诞节的'英语笑话,请看:AboybegshisfathertogethimaChristmastreethisyear.一个孩子求他爸爸,说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树Eachyear,theboyasksandthefathertellshim,"Idon'twanttopayforit."小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同样的回答我可不...
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- 圣诞节的'笑话英文一:Mrs.Flindersdecidedtohaveherportraitpainted.Shetoldtheartist,"Paintmewithdiamondearrings,adiamondnecklace,emeraldbraceletsandarubypendant.""Butyou'renotwearinganyofthosethings.""Iknow,"saidMrs.Flinders."It'sincaseIshoulddi...
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- 爆笑圣诞节英语笑话一:Unexpectedguestswereontheway,andmymother,animpeccablehousekeeper,rushedaroundstraighteningup.Sheputmyfatherandbrothertoworkcleaningtheguestbathroom.Later,whenshewenttoinspectit,shewassurprisedthattheonce-clutteredroomhadbeentidied...
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- 英文笑话圣诞节一:HanginginthehallwayatWhitesHighSchoolinWabash,Ind.,andthebasketballteampicturesfromthepast40years.Aplayerinthecenterofthefrontrowineachpictureholdsabasketballidentifyingtheyear-"62-63","63-64","64-65",dayIspottedafreshmanlookingcuriou...
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- 关于圣诞节的'英语笑话一:ExcuseforspeedingAcoppulledacaroveronthehighwayforspeeding.Whenheaskedforthedriver’slicense,thedriverargued,"Speeding?Butofficer,Iwasonlytryingtokeepasafedistancebetweenmycarandthecarinbackofme."关于圣诞节的英语笑话二:Atr...
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- 圣诞节英语笑话超搞笑一:'Isn'ttheheadteacherabitofatwit?'saidaboytoagirl.一个小男孩跟小女孩说:你有没有0'Isn'ttheheadteacherabitofatwit?'saidaboytoagirl.一个小男孩跟小女孩说:你有没有觉得班主任有点傻?'Well,doyouknowwhoIam?'i...
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- tedKnowledge知识有限AswewereputtingoutcookiesforSantaonChristmasEve,Iaccidentallydroppedone."Noproblem,"Isaid,pickingitupanddustingitoffbeforeplacingitbackontheplate."Youcan’tdothat,"arguedmyfour-year-old."Don’tworry.Santawillneverknow."H...
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- 圣诞节笑话英语版一:AgroupofAmericansweretravelingbytourbusthroughHolland.Astheystoppedatacheesefarm,ayoungguideledthemthroughtheprocessofcheesemaking,explainingthatgoats'milkwasused.Sheshowedthegroupalovelyhillsidewheremanygoatsweregrazing.These,s...
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- 圣诞节英语笑话幽默一:JustasIbeganmyChristmasEveservice,theelectricityinthechurchfailed.TheushersandIfoundsomecandlesandplacedthemaroundthesanctuary.ThenIreenteredthepulpit,shuffledmynotes,andmuttered,"Now,wherewasI?"Atiredvoicecalledout,"Rightnearthee...
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- 圣诞节英语笑话经典一:IhadfinishedmyChristmasshoppingearlyandhadwrappedallthepresents.Havingtwocuriouschildren,Ihadtofindasuitablehidingplace.Ichoseanidealspot—thefurnaceroom.Istackedthepresentsandcoveredthemwithablanket,positivethey’dremai...
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- ChristmasEveService平安夜礼拜JustasIbeganmyChristmasEveservice,theelectricityinthechurchfailed.TheushersandIfoundsomecandlesandplacedthemaroundthesanctuary.ThenIreenteredthepulpit,shuffledmynotes,andmuttered,"Now,wherewasI?"Atiredvoicecalledout,"Righ...
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- 圣诞节英语笑话2015一:NofearOlly:Yourfeetarestickingoutofthebedclothes.Stan:Iknow.Olly:Well,aren’ttheycold?Stan:Frozen.Olly:Whydon’tyoupullthemin,then?Stan:Andhavethosecoldthingsinbedwithme?Nofear!圣诞节英语笑话2015二:WatchoutforthemselvesFa...
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- 圣诞节笑话英文一:Thisstoryistoldofabrowbeatingcounsel,whohabituallyendeavoredtoterrorizehisopponent'switnesses.Onewitnessrathertendedtoprefacehisreplieswithlengthyexplanations.Iwant‘yes’or‘no,’thunderedcounsel.Thereisnoneedfo...
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