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- 英语笑话(一)老师在黑板上写了一句：Timeismoney.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：汤姆是玛丽。小明上英文课时跟老师说：MayIgotothetoilet?老师说：Goahead.小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：MayIgotothetoilet?老师说：Goahead.小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问...
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![经典英语小笑话]( "经典英语小笑话")
- "Isn'ttheheadteacherabitofatwit?"saidaboytoagirl.一个小男孩跟小女孩说：你有没有觉得班主任有点傻?"‍Well,doyouknowwhoIam?"inquiredthegirl.小女孩回答到：啊哈，你知道我是谁吗?"No."repliedtheboy.小男孩回答道：不知道。"I'mtheheadteacher'sdaughter",...
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![英语经典笑话]( "英语经典笑话")
- 1、TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-GoSlow".汤姆的借口老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到?汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"2、DIDYOURDADHELPYOU?Oneday,Tim'smathema...
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![爆笑英语笑话 经典]( "爆笑英语笑话 经典")
- who'sheartisbetterAmanhasaheartattackandisbroughttothehospital.Thedoctortellshimthathewillnotliveunlesshehasahearttransplantrightaway."you'reinluck,twoheartsjustbecameavailable,soyouwillgettochoosewhichoneyouwant.Onebelongstoanattorneyandtheo...
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![经典儿童英语笑话]( "经典儿童英语笑话")
- 是我把他晾干是什么英语笑话呢，下面快跟本站小编来看看吧。她要买什么Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma’am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingified,themanagercamerunningovertothecustomerandsaid,Ofcourse,w...
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![经典搞笑英语笑话]( "经典搞笑英语笑话")
- 经典搞笑英语笑话一：Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,School-GoSlow.经典搞笑英语笑话二：Aftersupper,theparentswerebusyplayingmah-jongwiththeguests.Atthispointthemotherthoughtofsomethingandsaidtohersonwhowa...
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![经典英语笑话]( "经典英语笑话")
- 超级经典的英语笑话推荐边笑边学英语Beforethefinalexamination,Tomtoldhismother,"Mom,IhadadreamlastnightthatI'dpassedtoday'sexam.""Don'ttrustdreams,dear.Itissaidwhatyouexperienceindreamsusuallyturnsouttobetheopposite."Motherreplied."ThenIdoh...
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![经典英语冷笑话]( "经典英语冷笑话")
- 经常讲一些笑话，不仅能给自己到来快乐，还能感染他人，这里小编收集整理了经典英语冷笑话，一起来看看吧!经典英语冷笑话一：HogarthThegreatpainterwasasked,onedaytopaintapictureofPharaohcrossingtheRedSea.Alittlewhileafterthepicturehadbeencommenced,ahitcharoseoverthefe...
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![爆笑的经典英语笑话]( "爆笑的经典英语笑话")
- 小编为大家整理了一些英语段子，希望大家喜欢。whowasthefirstman?谁是世界上第一个男人ateachersaidtoherclass:whowasthefirstman?一个老师问她的学生：谁是世界上第一个男人georgewashington,alittleboyshoutedpromptly.一个小男孩立刻大声说：乔治.华盛顿。howdoyoumakeout...
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![爆笑经典英语笑话]( "爆笑经典英语笑话")
- 生活娱乐有了英语笑话，生活有它乐趣也跟着多了许多。下面由本站小编为您整理的几段英语笑话，让您在百忙中得到放松、娱乐。无聊的课OneofmyfavoriteteachersatSoutheastMissouriStateUniversityinCapeGirardeauisknownforhisdrollsenseofhumor.Explaininghisgroundrulestoo...
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![经典英语笑话爆笑]( "经典英语笑话爆笑")
- 高智商的英语笑话段子，看懂之后乐呵呵的英语笑话，尽在本站网站里。theimportantofasecondlanguageAcatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.Whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.Turningtoherkittens,thecatsaid,"Youseehowimportantit...
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![笑翻天经典英语笑话]( "笑翻天经典英语笑话")
- 笑话是一种简单的艺术语言，它能让我们心情变得愉快，今天我们就一起来看看笑翻天经典英语笑话吧!笑翻天经典英语笑话(一)兔子的论文It'safinesunnydayintheforest,andarabbitissittingoutsidehisburrow,tippy-tappingonhistypewriter.Alongcomesafox,outforawalk.这是一...
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![爆笑英语经典笑话]( "爆笑英语经典笑话")
- 看过绝对精彩的带翻译英语笑话吗?下面由本站小编给您送上几段，让您慢慢看。双语笑话Insecondaryschool,Iwasalwaysself-consciousaboutmyheight.OnceIwasaskedoutbyalife-guard.Ihadneverreallystoodnexttohimanddidn'tknowhowtallhewas,sothenightofthedateItookoutt...
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![爆笑经典的英语笑话]( "爆笑经典的英语笑话")
- Iwantanightmare想做坏梦Beforethefinalexamination,Tomtoldhismother,"Mom,IhadadreamlastnightthatI'dpassedtoday'sexam.""Don'ttrustdreams,dear.Itissaidwhatyouexperienceindreamsusuallyturnsouttobetheopposite."Motherreplied."ThenIdohopeI'll...
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![英语笑话大全经典笑话]( "英语笑话大全经典笑话")
- 有笑话，大家一起笑，这就是分享快乐，也许，快乐就是这么简単。下面小编为你带来英语笑话大全经典笑话，希望你会喜欢。英语笑话大全经典笑话一1、HeWasOnlyWrongbyTwoJackHawkinswasthefootballcoachatanAmerciancollege,andhewasalwaystryingtofindgoodplayers,buttheyweren&lsq...
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![笑囧经典的英语笑话]( "笑囧经典的英语笑话")
- 笑一笑，十年少，看一些英语笑话，能让我们开心，欢迎欣赏笑囧经典的.英语笑话!笑囧经典的英语笑话(一)A:Ihavetheperfectson.B:Doeshesmoke?A:No,hedoesn't.B:Doeshedrinkwhiskey?A:No,hedoesn't.B:Doesheevercomehomelate?A:No,hedoesn't.B:Iguessyoureallydohavet...
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![2015经典英语笑话]( "2015经典英语笑话")
- 2015经典英语笑话一：Teacher:"GeorgeWashingtonnotonlychoppeddown(砍下)hisfather'sCherrytree,butalsoadmitteddoingit.Nowdoyouknowwhyhisfatherdidn'tpunishhim?"Blonde:"BecauseGeorgestillhadtheaxeinhishand."2015经典英语笑话二：Aguyhostedadinnerpartyfor...
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![英语笑话经典超好笑]( "英语笑话经典超好笑")
- 生活需要笑话，笑话能愉悦我们的心情，欢迎欣赏英语笑话经典超好笑!英语笑话经典超好笑(一)Twosoldierswereincamp.Thefirstone‘snamewasGeorge,andthesecondone‘snamewasBill.Georgesaid,"haveyougotapieceofpaperandanenvelope,Bill?"Billsaid,"Yes,Ihave,"and...
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![经典爆笑英语笑话]( "经典爆笑英语笑话")
- 一、TheNameofaPoet诗人的名字Ourteacherwastellingusaboutanewsystemofmemorytrainingbeingusedinsomeschoolstoday.Itworkslikethis,shesaid.SupposeyouwantedtorememberthenameofapoetRobertBurns,forinstance.ShetoldustothinkofhimasBobbyBurns.Nowgetinyourheadapi...
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![超经典英语笑话]( "超经典英语笑话")
- 英语笑话既能让我们开怀大笑也能让我们学到英语知识，今天我们就一起来看看超经典英语笑话吧!超经典英语笑话(一)Whereistheegg?鸡蛋在哪里?Teacher:Canyoumakeasentencewiththeword"egg"?Student:Yes.Iateapieceofcakeyesterday.Teacher:Thenwhereisthe"egg"?Student:Inth...
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![英语经典小笑话]( "英语经典小笑话")
- PersistanceReturningfromagolfouting(远足，短途旅行),myhusbandwasgreetedatthedoorbySara,ourfour-year-olddaughter.Daddy,whowonthegolfgame?YouorUncleRichie?UncleRichieandIdon'tplaygolftowin,myhusbandhedged(避免作正面答复).Wejustplaytohavefun.Undaunted...
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![经典的英语小笑话]( "经典的英语小笑话")
- 经典的英语小笑话一：I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaythateverythingyoutoldmewentinoneearandouttheother,soIamtryingtostopit."经典的英语小笑话二：ATelephoneCallMrs.Joneswaswaitingforanimpo...
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![经典爆笑英语冷笑话]( "经典爆笑英语冷笑话")
- 幽默的人不仅仅会说笑话，还要懂得他人说的笑话，来测试一下你的幽默细胞的指数有多高吧!经典爆笑英语冷笑话篇一：OneSideoftheCase一面之辞Ajudgeaskedourgroupofpotentialjurorswhetheranyoneshouldbeexcused,andonemanraisedhishand."Ican'thearoutofmyleftear,"theman...
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![经典英语笑话故事]( "经典英语笑话故事")
- 经典英语笑话故事一：Teacher:Whichisfartheraway---Australiaorthemoon?Bobby:her:Whydoyousaythat?Bobby:Wecanseethemoon,butwecan'tseeAustralia.经典英语笑话故事二：Mother:Freddie,whyisyourfacesored?Freddie:Iwasrunningupthestreettostopaer:That'saveryni...
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![经典的英语笑话]( "经典的英语笑话")
- 从笑话中学习英语，轻松自在，让你充满自信、左右逢源。今天我们就一起来看看经典的英语笑话吧!经典的英语笑话(一)ZenSarcasm11.Donotwalkbehindme,forImaynotlead.Donotwalkaheadofme,forImaynotfollow.Donotwalkbesidemeeither.Justprettymuchleavemethehellalone.2.Thejo...
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