![爆笑中式英语]( "爆笑中式英语")
- 1.Howareyou?Howoldareyou?怎么是你，怎么老是你?2.Youhaveseed.Iwillgiveyousomecolortoseesee.Brothers!Togetherup!你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上!3.Dragonborndragon,chickenbornchicken,mouse"ssoncanmakehole!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的.儿子会打洞!4.ChickensThatD...
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![搞笑英语笑话 爆笑]( "搞笑英语笑话 爆笑")
- 他游不过大西洋AnAmericanvisitingScotlandmetashepherdwithabeautifulsheepdog.TheAmericanofferedtheowner$50forthedog,buttheshepherdrefused."Icouldn'tpartwithJack,"hesaid.Justthen,amanwithanEnglishaccentwalkedupandmadethesameoffer.Theshepherdagreed,p...
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![英语小笑话 爆笑]( "英语小笑话 爆笑")
- 英语小笑话爆笑一：Asmilingboyarrivedhomefromadentalvisit,"Heymom,thedentistsaysIhavenocavities."Hismomstaredathimwide-eyedandquitesurprised,"It’simpossible--youneverbrushyourteethaftercleaningthechocolateboxbeforeyougotobed!Thentheboyopenedhismou...
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![高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译]( "高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译")
- 爱笑的人，运气总不会太差，因为笑可以让人充满正能量，更能让自己面对挫折，勇往直前，以下笑话希望能让你爆笑每一天。高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译一：DrunkenHumour醉汉的幽默Wife:Dear,youlookedquitedrunklastnightandyoukeptrepeatingthesamethingatthetable.Husband:Really?Thendo...
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![英语爆笑冷笑话]( "英语爆笑冷笑话")
- 会讲笑话的人都是有好人缘的人，所以我们要多亲近一些笑话大王们。现在小编也来当笑话大王啦!小编给大家收集整理了英语爆笑冷笑话，一起来笑笑，收集好人缘吧!篇一：英语爆笑冷笑话ABoywithaBigHead(大头娃娃)Aboycriedtohismother,"Allthechildrenmakefunofme.TheysayIhaveabig...
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![中国式英语笑话大全爆笑]( "中国式英语笑话大全爆笑")
- 1、有次房东问我:Didyoueatanythingyet?我说：no.她听后重复了一遍：Soyoudidn’teatanything.我答道：Yes...?房东老太太犹豫了一下，又问：Didyoueat?我又答道：No.她接着说：Soyoudidn’teat……?我说：Yes...?估计房东太太当时都快要崩溃了……2、...
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![爆笑英语冷笑话]( "爆笑英语冷笑话")
- 导语：爱笑的人，运气总不会太差，因为笑可以让人充满正能量，更能让自己面对挫折，勇往直前，这里本站小编收集整理了爆笑英语冷笑话，让你爆笑每一天。1MySister'sFingersTeacher:Kevin,whyareyoulatethistime?Kevin:Pleasesir,Ibruisedtwofingersknockinginanailathome.Teacher:...
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![爆笑英式英语笑话汇总]( "爆笑英式英语笑话汇总")
- Ishedying?Amanwassittinginabarwithtearsstreamingdownhisface.Afriendwalkedinandaskedwhyhewassounhappy.Theweepingonesaid,ThedoctorhasjusttoldmeI'llhavetotakethesetabletsfortherestofmylife.Cheerfully,hisfriendpointedoutthatmanypeoplehavetotaketablet...
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![搞笑英语笑话爆笑]( "搞笑英语笑话爆笑")
- 机长的录音是什么英语笑话呢，赶紧跟着本站小编来阅读啦。最希望得到的签名Ouruniversitynewspaperrunsaweeklyquestionfeature.Recently,thequestionwas:"Whoseautographwouldyoumostwanttohave,andwhy?"Asexpected,mostresponsesmentionedmusicorsportsstars,orpoliticia...
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![爆笑中式英语笑话]( "爆笑中式英语笑话")
- 经典Chinglish来一套:Howareyou?Howoldareyou?怎么是你?怎么老是你?Youaskme,measkwho?你问我，我问谁?Wetwowhoandwho?咱俩谁跟谁?看过这一套经典的Chinglish，小伙伴们是不是都快笑翻了?学了新单词明白意思却不知该咋用，一个不小心你就会闹出貌似说得过去，其实更加逗比的Chin...
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![爆笑英语小笑话]( "爆笑英语小笑话")
- TwoPiecesofCakeTom:Mom,canIhavetwopiecesofcake,please?Mom:Certainly--takethispieceandcutittwo!两块蛋糕汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧It'snotmyfaultMother(reprimanding训斥，谴责hersmalldaughter):Youmustn'tpull...
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![英语小笑话爆笑]( "英语小笑话爆笑")
- 会讲笑话的人都是有好人缘的人，所以我们要多亲近一些笑话大王们。现在小编也来当笑话大王啦!本站小编CJ给大家收集整理了英语小笑话爆笑，一起来笑笑，收集好人缘吧!英语小笑话爆笑一：Onedayalittlegirlcamehomefromschool,andsaidtohermother,"Mommy,todayinschoolIwaspunishe...
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![爆笑笑话英语版]( "爆笑笑话英语版")
- 爆笑笑话英语版一：Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore?""Ihavetoldyou."saidthego-betweenwithjusticeonhisside,Whenyoumetfirst,Itoldyouthathesettledonyouwithoneeye.爆笑笑话英语版二：Onceupona...
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![爆笑英语短笑话]( "爆笑英语短笑话")
- 笑话来源于生活，却又可以让我们的生多些欢乐、开心，现在，一起来开心爆笑下。爆笑英语短笑话篇一：ThingsWereTougherThenTherewerethreeprostituteslivingtogether,amother,daughterandgrandmother.Onenightthedaughtercamehomelookingverydown."HowdidyougetontonightDear?"a...
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![爆笑英语笑侃笑话]( "爆笑英语笑侃笑话")
- 搞笑英语笑话写给上帝的信到底写了什么呢，一起来看看吧!无聊的课OneofmyfavoriteteachersatSoutheastMissouriStateUniversityinCapeGirardeauisknownforhisdrollsenseofhumor.Explaininghisgroundrulestoonefreshmanclass,hesaid,"NowIknowmylecturescanoftenbedryandbor...
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![英语笑话爆笑]( "英语笑话爆笑")
- 英语笑话爆笑一：Threeturtlesdecidedtohaveacupofcoffee.Justastheygotintothecafe,itstartedtobiggestturtlesaidtothesmallestone,"Gohomeandgettheumbrella."Thelittleturtlereplied,"Iwill,ifyoudon'tdrinkmyoffee.""Wewon't,"theothertwoyearslaterthebigtur...
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![中式英语笑话]( "中式英语笑话")
- 中式英语笑话：AnewguyAnewguyintownwalksintoabarandreadsasignthathangsoverthebar:FREEBEERFORTHEPERSONWHOCANPASSTHETEST!Sotheguyasksthebartenderwhatthetestis.Bartender:"Well,FIRSTyouhavetodrinkthatwholegallonofpeppertequila,theWHOLEthingatonceAND,youcan`...
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![爆笑型英语笑话]( "爆笑型英语笑话")
- 1.半个还是十分之五HalforFiveTenths?HalforFiveTenths?Teacher:Wouldyouratherhaveonehalfofanorangeorfivetenths?Gerald:I'dmuchratherhavethehalf.Teacher:Thinkcarefully,andtellmewhy.Gerald:Becauseyoulosetoomuchjuicewhenyoucuttheorangeintofivetenths.半...
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![英语笑话 爆笑]( "英语笑话 爆笑")
- 英语笑话爆笑一：WhataretheTwoWords?Averyniceoldladyhadafewwordstosaytohergranddaughter.Mydear,saidtheoldlady,Iwishyouwoulddosomethingforme.Iwishyouwouldpromisemenevertousetwowords.Oneis‘lousy’andtheotheris‘swell’.Wouldyoupromise...
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![爆笑英语笑话]( "爆笑英语笑话")
- OneEngineLeftA747washalfwayacrosstheAtlanticwhenthecaptaingotontheloudspeaker,"Attention,passengers.Wehavelostoneofourengines,butwecancertainlyreachLondonwiththethreewehaveleft.Unfortunately,wewillarriveanhourlateasaresult."Shortlythereafter,thepasse...
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![英语爆笑笑话]( "英语爆笑笑话")
- 一个人的聪明才智会在幽默的谈吐中闪光，并且会深深吸引他人。下面，本站小编给大家收集整理了英语爆笑笑话，增加幽默细胞，聪明的你一定会成为闪光点。英语爆笑笑话：OlderGoatsinAmerica美国老羊AgroupofAmericansweretravelingbytourbusthroughHolland.Astheystoppedatacheesef...
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![爆笑的英语笑话]( "爆笑的英语笑话")
- 英语笑话之一Q:Howcanyoumostirritateafarmer?A:Bytreadingonhiscorn?如果你踩了农夫的.玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的;而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。英语笑话之二AWomanWhoFellItwasrushhourandIwasdashingtoatraininNewYorkCity'sGrandCentralTerminal-AsI...
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![中英爆笑笑话大全]( "中英爆笑笑话大全")
- 笑话的意思有很多种，这都是中国汉字文化的博大精深之处，笑话这个字有时候可以用成语气。下面是小编为您整理的关于中英爆笑笑话的相关资料，欢迎阅读！itspartofthegame我在扮演妈妈mother:mary,whydoyouyellandscreamsomuch?playquietlylikeeddie.see,hedoesn'tmakeasound...
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![中国式幽默英语笑话爆笑]( "中国式幽默英语笑话爆笑")
- 导语：万事万物都有其对立面，有痛苦就有欢乐，欢乐自然也少不了生活中的.笑话。下面本站小编就为大家整理了中国式幽默英语笑话爆笑，希望对大家有所帮助，欢迎阅读!中国式幽默英语笑话爆笑1dogday""""s狗日的2goodgoodstudy,daydayup好好学习天天向上3NoMaozedong,nonewchina没有...
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![笑侃爆笑英语笑话]( "笑侃爆笑英语笑话")
- 下面本站小编为您介绍几篇中长篇带翻译英语笑话，希望你开心。动机MyEnglishprofessoroncelaunchedintoalectureon"motivation.""Whatpushesyouahead?"heasked."Whatisitthatmakesyougotoschooleachday?Whatdrivingforcemakesyoustrivetoaccomplish?"Turningsuddenlytooney...
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