![英语笑话推荐 三人同舟]( "英语笑话推荐 三人同舟")
- 分享一则很幽默的英语笑话带翻译ThreeMeninaBoatThreemenweresittingonaparkbench.Theoneinthemiddlewasreadinganewspaper;theotherswerepretendingtofish.Theybaitedimaginaryhooks,castlinesandreeledintheircatch.Apassingpolicemanstoppedtowatchthespectacleandask...
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![英语三人同舟笑话]( "英语三人同舟笑话")
- Threemenweresittingonaparkbench.Theoneinthemiddlewasreadinganewspaper;theotherswerepretendingtofish.Theybaitedimaginaryhooks,castlinesandreeledintheircatch.Apassingpolicemanstoppedtowatchthespectacleandaskedthemaninthemiddleifheknewtheothertwo."Ohyes...
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![英语笑话：三只乌龟]( "英语笑话：三只乌龟")
- 英语笑话1ThreeTurtles三只乌龟Threeturtlesdecidedtohaveacupofcoffee.Justastheygotintothecafe,itstartedtorain.Thebiggestturtlesaidtothesmallestone,"Gohomeandgettheumbrella."Thelittleturtlereplied,"Iwill,ifyoudon'tdrinkmyoffee.""Wewon't,"theothe...
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![搞笑工人英语笑话]( "搞笑工人英语笑话")
- 雇主和雇员Workman:"Mr.Brown,Ishouldliketoaskforasmallriseinmywages.Ihavejustbeenmarried."Employer:"Verysorry,mydearman,butIcan'thelpyou.Foraccidentswhichhappentoourworkmenoutsidethefactorywearenotresponsible."工人：布朗先生，我想请您给我加一点工资。...
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![搞笑英语小笑话三则]( "搞笑英语小笑话三则")
- BirdsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Student:IcannotpointoutbutIknowtheanswer.Teacher:Pleasetellus.Student:Theswallowisbesidethesparrowandthesparrowisbesidetheswallow.两只鸟老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻...
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![三年级英语笑话]( "三年级英语笑话")
- 三年级英语笑话一：Halforfivetenths?Teacher:Wouldyouratherhaveonehalfofanorangeorfivetenths?Gerald:I’dmuchratherhavethehalf.Teacher:Thinkcarefully,andtellmewhy.Gerald:Becauseyoulosetoomuchjuicewhenyoucuttheorangeintofivetenths.三年级英语笑话二：Gett...
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![三字经英语笑话]( "三字经英语笑话")
- 人之初：Atthebeginingoflife.性本善：Sexisgood.性相近：Basically,allthesexaresame.习相远：Butitdependsonhowthewayyoudoit.苟不教：Ifyoudonotpractiseallthetime.性乃迁：Sexwillleaveyou..教之道：Thewayoflearningit贵以专：isveryimportanttomakelovewithonlyoneperson.昔孟母：O...
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![英语笑话三人对话]( "英语笑话三人对话")
- "Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaythateverythingyoutoldmewentinoneearandouttheother,soIamtryingtostopit."孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵...
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![笑死人英语笑话]( "笑死人英语笑话")
- 笑死人英语笑话一：Jacktoldhiswife,Helen,thathewantedtospendhisvacationwherehehadneverbeennsaid,Howaboutthekitchen?杰克对他的妻子海伦说，他想去以前从没到过的地方度假。海伦说：去厨房怎么样?笑死人英语笑话二：Alittlegirlwastalkingtoherteacheraboutteachersaiditwa...
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![三则英语笑话]( "三则英语笑话")
- 又娱乐又可以学习英语!下面是本站小编为大家整理的，欢迎大家阅读参考。篇一：他们都在这里ThewardenoftheprisonfeltsorryforoneofhisinmatesbecauseeveryweekendonVisitor’sDay,mostoftheprisonershadfamilymembersandfriendscoming,butpoorGeorgealwayssataloneinhi...
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![三则搞笑幽默英语笑话]( "三则搞笑幽默英语笑话")
- FiveMonthsOlderTheSecondWorldWarhadbegun,andJohnwantedtojointhearmy,buthewasonly16yearsold,andboyswereallowedtojoinonlyiftheywereover18.Sowhenthearmydoctorexaminedhim,hesaidthathewas18.ButJohn'sbrotherhadjoinedthearmyafewdaysbefore,andthesamedoct...
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![三人英语搞笑话剧剧本]( "三人英语搞笑话剧剧本")
- 话剧指以对话为主的戏剧形式。下面是小编为你带来的三人英语搞笑话剧剧本，欢迎阅读。三人英语搞笑话剧剧本篇13人短剧，简单有趣，每人不超过10句话，并且都是很简单的话，经理只有一句词，但是还比较有水平。由一个笑话改编。最后结果出人意料，其实是服务生误解了顾客。C,thecustome...
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![英语笑话 三年级]( "英语笑话 三年级")
- 英语笑话三年级一：NotadancerAladywenttoapetshoptobuyaparakeet.Sheaskedtheclerkforabirdthatcouldsing.Themansoldheraparakeet,andshetookithome.There,sheexaminedthebirdandfoundoutithadabrokenleg.Shereturnedtothestorewiththebirdandtoldtheclerkthatthebirdhad...
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![两人对话英语笑话]( "两人对话英语笑话")
- IwantanightmareBeforethefinalexamination,Tomtoldhismother,"Mom,IhadadreamlastnightthatI'dpassedtoday'sexam.""Don'ttrustdreams,dear.Itissaidwhatyouexperienceindreamsusuallyturnsouttobetheopposite."Motherreplied."ThenIdohopeI'llfailtheo...
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![英文笑话 三人同舟：Three Men in a Boat]( "英文笑话 三人同舟：Three Men in a Boat")
- 以下是小编为你带来英文笑话，三人同舟：ThreeMeninaBoat，想了解更多的英文笑话请跟小编来本站吧。ThreeMeninaBoatThreemenweresittingonaparkbench.Theoneinthemiddlewasreadinganewspaper;theotherswerepretendingtofish.Theybaitedimaginaryhooks,castlinesandreeledinthe...
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![笑抽人的英语笑话]( "笑抽人的英语笑话")
- 下面这些都是本站小编CJ收集的英语笑话，小编半夜两点成功笑抽，均是经典，英语不好的要好好看了，爱笑的童鞋们更要好好看了，千万不要前赴后继、义无反顾的犯同样可笑的错误哦哦~~哈哈╮(╯▽╰)╭1.有次房东问我didueatanytingyet?我说no.(没吃)她听后重复了一遍soudidn'tea...
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![英语笑话三则]( "英语笑话三则")
- AmericanDream美国梦AnAmericanattorneyhadjustfinishedaguestlectureatalawschoolinItalywhenanItalianlawyerapproachedhimandasked."Isittruethatapersoncanfalldownonasidewalkinyourcountryandthensuethelandownersforlotsofmoney?"Toldthatitwastrue,thelawyerturn...
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![爆笑三年级英语笑话]( "爆笑三年级英语笑话")
- 笑话来源于生活，经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言。下面小编马上为你带来爆笑三年级英语笑话，希望你会喜欢。爆笑三年级英语笑话篇一：hemtoensue.Theretailerontherightputuphugesignssaying,"GiganticSale!"and"SuperBargains!"Thestoreontheleftraisedbiggersignspr...
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![囧人英语笑话]( "囧人英语笑话")
- TheabilityoftheKangaroo，袋鼠有什么能力呢?接下来和本站小编一同来看英语笑话。死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭Wife:Yourdingtotestatisticsonthepaper80%ofthosewhohavediedoflivercancerhavedrunkalcoho.妻子：你瞧，根据这报上登的统计数字，那些死于肝癌的人有80%都喝酒。Husband:...
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![英语短笑话三则]( "英语短笑话三则")
- 1.Mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvertisementinthepapers!Mrs.Brown:It'snouse,mylittledogcan'tread.我的狗不识字布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上...
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![英语笑话三篇]( "英语笑话三篇")
- 英语笑话三篇：TimeIsMoneyAsthetaxicametoascreechinghaltatatrafficlight,Iaskedthedriver,"Doyouagreethat’Timeismoney’?""Well,it’saverycommonwillcaresomuchaboutthat?"thedriveranswered."Look,thedigitsinthemeterarestillrunningwhenthecarhas...
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![雷人英语笑话]( "雷人英语笑话")
- 雷人英语笑话一：FiveMonthsOlderTheSecondWorldWarhadbegun,andJohnwantedtojointhearmy,buthewasonly16yearsold,andboyswereallowedtojoinonlyiftheywereover18.Sowhenthearmydoctorexaminedhim,hesaidthathewas18.ButJohn'sbrotherhadjoinedthearmyafewdaysbefore,...
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![搞笑英语笑话三篇]( "搞笑英语笑话三篇")
- 英语笑话(一)Heisreallysomebody--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemaninacemetery.他真是一个大人物--我叔叔下面有1000个人。--他真是一个大人物。干什么的?--墓地守墓人。英语笑话(二)NotlongafteranoldChinesewomancameb...
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![三则短小英语笑话]( "三则短小英语笑话")
- Compliment"Larry!Comehere!"saidhisfuriousmother,puttingthetelephonedown,"I’vejusthadacallfromMrs.HarrisonaboutyourbehaviortoherDorisattheschooldancelastnight.Youwretched,rudeboy!""Iwasnicetoher,Mum,reallyIwas!"protestedtheyouth."Ievenpaidheraco...
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![两人英语笑话]( "两人英语笑话")
- 1、HowmuchEnglishcanyouspeak?"YourHonor,Iwanttobringtoyourattentionhowunfairitisformyclienttobeaccusedoftheft.HearrivedinNewYorkCityaweekagoandbarelyknewhiswayaround.What'smore,heonlyspeaksafewwordsofEnglish."Thejudgelookedatthedefendantandasked,...
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