![幽默英语笑话精选集]( "幽默英语笑话精选集")
- 你身边真正的朋友，跟你美丑没多大关系，跟你有钱没钱没多大关系，下面，本站小编CJ给大家收集整理了幽默英语笑话精选集，一起来学学幽默，收集好人缘吧!1.我不想走路回家Tomisaveryoldman.Afterdinner,helikeswalkinginthestreet.Andhegoestobedatseveno’clock.汤姆是一位老...
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![爆笑幽默英语笑话]( "爆笑幽默英语笑话")
- Goldfish金鱼Stan:Iwon92goldfish.斯丹：我赢了92条金鱼。Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们?Stan:Inthebathroom.斯丹：浴室。Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyouwanttotakeabath?弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办?Stan:Blindfold(蒙眼睛)them!斯丹：蒙住它们的眼...
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![英语幽默笑话的集锦]( "英语幽默笑话的集锦")
- NapoleonWasIIIJackhadgonetotheuniversitytostudyhistory,butattheendofhisfirstyear，hishistoryprofessorfailedhiminhisexaminations，andhewastoldthathewouldhavetoleavetheuniversity.However，hisfatherdecidedthathewouldgotoseetheprofessortourgehimtoletJackcontin...
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![搞笑英语幽默笑话集锦]( "搞笑英语幽默笑话集锦")
- 幽默的人不仅仅会说笑话，还要懂得他人说的笑话，来测试一下你的幽默细胞的指数有多高吧!搞笑英语幽默笑话篇一：BishopCreighton(克莱顿主教)CreightonwasgoingalongaWestEndsquarewhenhesawalittlefellowtryingtoreachtheknockerofalargehouse.Can'tyoureachupsohigh?que...
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![爆笑英语幽默笑话]( "爆笑英语幽默笑话")
- 导语：会讲笑话的人都是有好人缘的人，所以我们要多亲近一些笑话大王们。现在小编也来当笑话大王啦!本站小编给大家收集整理了爆笑英语幽默笑话，一起来笑笑，收集好人缘吧!1Oneday,theteacherinquiredPeter:Howmuchisfourminusfour?Peterwastongue-tied.Theteachergotangryandsa...
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![英语幽默笑话 爆笑]( "英语幽默笑话 爆笑")
- 英语幽默笑话爆笑一：AllRightHurryingmy11-yearolddaughtertoschool,Imadearightturnataredlightwhenitwasprohibited."Uh-oh,"Isaid,realizingmymistake."Ijustmakeanillegalturn.""Iguessit'sallright."mydaughterreplied,"Thepolicecarbehindusdidthesamething."英...
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![Happy英语幽默笑话]( "Happy英语幽默笑话")
- 1.Mama,dopeoplechangefrommonkeys?"妈妈，人是从猴子变过来的吗?"Yeah."是的'。"Oh,nowondermonkeysaregettingfewerandfewer."噢，难怪猴子越来越少了。2.Kate:"Doweclosethedooreveryday?"凯特：妈妈，我们每天关门吗?Mum:"Certainly."妈妈：当然关了。Kate:"Howcanmydreamcome...
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![英语笑话很幽默]( "英语笑话很幽默")
- 幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。以下是小编为大家准备的英语笑话很幽默，一起来爆笑吧!英语笑话很幽默(一)拳击和赛跑Danisteachinghissonhowtobox.Ashedoesso,helefthisfriend,"Thisisatoughworld,soI’mteachingmyboytofight."Friend:"Butsupposehecome...
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![幽默搞笑英语笑话]( "幽默搞笑英语笑话")
- 1、He'sjustBeentotheZooWhenIwaswaittinginlineatthebank,Inoticedawomanholdingasmallchildatoneofthewindows.Theboywaseatingaroll,whichhethrustattheteller.Thetellersmiledandshookhishead。"No,no,dear,"saidtheboy'smom.andthen,turnningtotheteller,"I...
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![英语幽默笑话集锦]( "英语幽默笑话集锦")
- 英语幽默笑话集锦一：SecretForaLongLifeAwomanwalksuptoalittleoldmanrockinginachaironhisporch."Icouldn'thelpnoticinghowhappyyoulook,"shesays."What'syoursecretforalong,happylife?""Ismokethreepacksaday,drinkacaseofwhiskeyaweek,eatfattyfoodsandnever...
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![英语幽默笑话精选集]( "英语幽默笑话精选集")
- 1、PoorPreacher穷困潦倒的传教士Afterthechurchservicealittleboytoldthepastor,"WhenIgrowup,I'mgoingtogiveyousomemoney."礼拜后男孩问牧师：我长大后会给你一些钱。"Well,thankyou,"thepastorreplied,"butwhy?"好啊，谢谢你。牧师回答道：不过为什么?"Becausemydaddys...
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![英语的幽默笑话集]( "英语的幽默笑话集")
- 1、Beforethefinalexamination,Tomtoldhismother,"Mom,IhadadreamlastnightthatI'dpassedtoday'sexam.""Don'ttrustdreams,dear.Itissaidwhatyouexperienceindreamsusuallyturnsouttobetheopposite."Motherreplied."ThenIdohopeI'llfailtheothersubjects...
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![英语幽默小笑话汇集]( "英语幽默小笑话汇集")
- 新西兰的气候TheClimateofNewZealandTeacher:Matthew,whatistheclimateofNewZealand?Matthew:VeryCold,sir.Teacher:Wrong.Matthew:But,sir!Whentheysendusmeatitalwaysarrivesfrozen!老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样?马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。老师：错了。马修：可是，先生!从那儿...
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![幽默笑侃英语笑话]( "幽默笑侃英语笑话")
- 下面由本站小编收集的附带翻译英语笑话，超级搞笑的英语笑话送给爱笑的你们。Goodbye,MoneyOnatriptoDisneyWorldinFlorida,myhusbandandIandourtwochildrendevotedourselveswholeheartedlytothewondersofthisattraction.Afterthreeexhaustingdays,weheadedforhome.Aswedro...
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![幽默笑话英语]( "幽默笑话英语")
- 幽默笑话英语一：TheBadNewsandtheTerribleNewsMichaelsatinhisattorney'soffice."Doyouwantthebadnewsfirstortheterriblenews?"thelawyerasked."Givemethebadnewsfirst.""Yourwifefoundapictureworthahalf-milliondollars.""That'sthebadnews?"askedMichaelincre...
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![幽默英语笑话集锦]( "幽默英语笑话集锦")
- 笑一笑，十年少，小编为大家整理了幽默英语笑话集锦,希望大家能展颜一笑,记得每天都要开心一刻哦!嘻嘻!幽默英语笑话(一)ABadImpressionSixpeopleweretravellinginacompartmentonatrain.Fiveofthemwerequietandwellbehaved,butthesixthwasarudeyoungmanwhowascausingalotoftr...
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![幽默英语笑话]( "幽默英语笑话")
- 幽默英语笑话一：WhenJackbowedtosomeone,healwaysdiditatlighteningspeed.Youshouldn'twaitanylongerafterhehashadhisheadnod.Sohewasblamedfornomanners.Thensomewarmheartedmentaughthim,Whenyoubowtosomebodynexttime,youcancount'January,February,March.unt...
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![英式幽默英语笑话汇集]( "英式幽默英语笑话汇集")
- Imitation模仿Aschoolboywenthomewithapaininhisstomach.Well,sitdownandeatyourtea,saidhismother.Yourstomach'shurtingbecauseit'sempty.It'llbeallrightwhenyou'vegotsomethinginit.ShortlyafterwardsDadcomeinfromtheoffice,complainingofaheadache...
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![爆笑英语笑话 幽默]( "爆笑英语笑话 幽默")
- 爆笑英语笑话幽默：BusinessPeopleQ:Howmanymanagersdoesittaketochangealightbulb?A:We’veformedataskforcetostudytheproblemofwhylightbulbsburnoutandtofigureoutwhat,exactly,weassupervisorscandotomakethebulbsworksmarter,notharder.Q:Howmanyshippingdepart...
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![英语幽默笑话全集]( "英语幽默笑话全集")
- NoBottlesAcceptedAfterFiveO'clockOnedayneatclosingtimeat6:30,fouryoungchildrenarrivedwithbottles.Wantingtoputastoptothishabit,Isternly2askedeachchildifhewasawareoftherules.Threeshooktheirheadsno,buttheyoungestsaidheknew."Whythen."Iasked,"haveyoub...
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![短幽默英语笑话]( "短幽默英语笑话")
- 笑话大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象，具有讽刺性和娱乐性。其趣味有高下之分。小编你挑选了短幽默英语笑话，希望你会喜欢，一起来欢乐笑笑啊!短幽默英语笑话一：BadStomachAmanwithabadstomachcomplaintgoestohislocaldoctorandaskshimwhathecando.Thedoctorrepliesthattheillnessisq...
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![幽默爆笑英语笑话]( "幽默爆笑英语笑话")
- ReasonofPunishment惩罚的原因Onedayalittlegirlcamehomefromschool,andsaidtohermother,Mommy,todayinschoolIwaspunishedforsomethingthatIdidn'tdo.Themotherexclaimed,Butthat'sterrible!I'mgoingtohaveatalkwithyourteacheraboutthis!Bytheway,whatwasi...
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![英语幽默笑话集]( "英语幽默笑话集")
- 英语幽默笑话集一：CDPlayerWhileshoppingformyfirstCDplayer,Iwasabletodeciphermostofthetechnicaleseonthepromotionalsigns.Onedesignationhadmepuzzled,though,soIcalledoverasalespersonandasked,"Whatdoes'hybridpulseD/Aconverter'mean?""Thatmeans,"shesa...
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![幽默搞笑英语笑话集锦]( "幽默搞笑英语笑话集锦")
- 笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!今天我们就一起来看看幽默搞笑英语笑话集锦吧!幽默搞笑英语笑话集锦(一)怎么把口香糖取出来呢HowdoIgetthegumout?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwasto...
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![英语幽默笑话]( "英语幽默笑话")
- 英语幽默笑话一：ThreeReasonsTeacher:Stone,givemethreereasonswhyyouknowtheEarthtoberound.Stone:Masaysso,Pasaysso,andyousayso!英语幽默笑话二：HowDidYouEverGetHereOnewintermorning,anemployeeexplainedwhyhehadshownupforwork45minuteslate."Itwassoslipperyouttha...
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