- 我国古代人对笑之好的认识和对健康的追求:百年须笑三万六千场。下面由本站小编为您带来的英语笑话大整合。Iamactinglikealady我要表现得像一位女士Onedaywomen'sdresseswereonsaleatadepartmentstore.Adignifiedmiddle-agedmandecidedtopickadressforhiswife,butsoon...
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- 笑话来源于生活,却又可以让我们的生多些欢乐、开心,现在,一起来开心爆笑下。爆笑英语短笑话篇一:ThingsWereTougherThenTherewerethreeprostituteslivingtogether,amother,daughterandgrandmother.Onenightthedaughtercamehomelookingverydown."HowdidyougetontonightDear?"a...
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- 要是有一则笑话解决不了的事,那就两则笑话,看笑话,能让我们变得开心,今天小编为大家准备了简短爆笑英语笑话,欢迎阅读!简短爆笑英语笑话篇一:Jimmyisthreeyearsold.吉米3岁了。Oneday,hewasgazingoutofthewindowwhenthenightfell.Hesuddenlyshouted,"Mum,mum,comeclosethewindo...
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- 短英语笑话大全爆笑一:Inacinema,aladyturnedroundandsaidtothegigglingschoolgirlsbehindher:"Doyoumind,I'mtryingtowatchthefilm.""Inthatcase,"saidoneofthem,"you'refacingthewrongway."短英语笑话大全爆笑二:Boyfriend:I'mnotrichanddon'thaveayacht...
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- 笑一笑十年少,有时候正儿八经的说笑话却觉得不好笑,可是一个很冷的笑话却能让自己笑良久,你有这样的`经历么?现在,一起来开心爆笑下吧!爆笑简短英文笑话一:GiveupyourseattoaladyGiveupyourseattoaladyLittleJohnnysays"Mom,whenIwasonthebuswithDaddythismorning,hetoldmetog...
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- 总是有些时候莫名其妙的不开心,心情不佳的时候就会办什么都不在状态,你会这样么?这里小编收集整理了xxx,让你的心情速速好起来。英语短笑话大全爆笑一:Teacher:WhenwasRomebuilt?Tom:Atnight.Teacher:Whotoldyouthat?Tom:Youdid.YousaidRomewasn'tbuiltinaday.老师:罗马是...
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- 希望可以让您感到开学快乐,所以本站小编让你多看英语笑话。下面由本站小编为您整理的英语笑话故事。TheChoiceofWord选词Oneday,Johnwasbackhomeafterwork.Hefoundthathiswifewasshakingtheirdaughterwhowasonlyhalfayearold.Shesaid"Da-Dy"tothebabymanytimes.Johnfeltve...
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- 超短爆笑英语笑话一:Beforethefinalexamination,Tomtoldhismother,"Mom,IhadadreamlastnightthatI'dpassedtoday'sexam.""Don'ttrustdreams,dear.Itissaidwhatyouexperienceindreamsusuallyturnsouttobetheopposite."Motherreplied."ThenIdohopeI'llfailt...
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- her:Nowclass,whateverIask,Iwantyoualltoansweratonce.Howmuchis6plus4?Student:Atonce!老师:全班同学听着,不管我问什么,你们都要马上回答。6+4等于几?学生:马上。omer:Givemeahotdog.Waiter:Withpleasure.Customer:No,withmustard.顾客:来个热狗。侍者:很高兴。顾客:不要,加上...
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- 《IDon'tLikeanArgument》我不想争论Gerald,askedtheteacher,whatistheshapeoftheearth?It'sround,answeredGerald.Howdoyouknowit'sround?continuedtheteacher.Allright,it'ssquarethen,hereplied,Ireallydon'tfeellikegettingintoanargumentabouti...
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- 一个人的聪明才智会在幽默的谈吐中闪光,并且会深深吸引他人。下面,小编给大家收集整理了爆笑简短英语笑话,增加幽默细胞,聪明的`你一定会成为闪光点。爆笑简短英语笑话篇一:IthoughtIhadgonedeaf我还以为我聋了Onaruralroadastatetrooperpulledthisfarmeroverandsaid:"Sir,doy...
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- 会讲笑话的'人都是有幽默感的人,有幽默感的人患上抑郁症的可能性就大为减少,接下来一起来看看爆笑短英语笑话大全,看看你的幽默指数吧!爆笑短英语笑话一:AblondeinLasVegasInVegas,ablondewalksuptoaCokemachineandputsinacoin.Outpopsacoke.Theblondelooksamazedandrunsawa...
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- 爱笑的人,运气总不会太差,因为笑可以让人充满正能量,更能让自己面对挫折,勇往直前,以下笑话希望能让你爆笑每一天。爆笑短篇英语笑话一:TwoOldMenTwooldmenweresittingonaporchwithahounddogbetweenthem.Thedoghaditsleghikedupandwaslickingitself.Oneoftheoldmensaidtotheoth...
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- 一个人的聪明才智会在幽默的谈吐中闪光,并且会深深吸引他人。下面,小编给大家收集整理了爆笑短英语笑话,增加幽默细胞,聪明的你一定会成为闪光点。爆笑短英语笑话篇一:MyHusbandWillBeHomeSoonAmarriedmanwasvisitinghis"girlfriend"whensherequestedthatheshavehisbeard."OhJ...
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- 你身边真正的朋友,跟你美丑没多大关系,跟你有钱没钱没多大关系,下面,小编给大家收集整理了爆笑短的少儿英语笑话,一起来学学幽默,收集好人缘吧!少儿英语笑话爆笑短篇一:没把头发全剪掉啊milessometimewenttothebarber'sduringworkinghourstohavehishaircut.butthiswasagainstth...
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- 英语简短爆笑笑话给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉,取得笑的艺术效果。大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象,具有讽刺性和娱乐性。其趣味有高下之分。英语简短爆笑笑话,我们来看看下文。英语简短爆笑笑话1Anewspaperorganizedacontestforthebestanswertothequestion:"Ifafirebrokeoutin...
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- 你知道学些笑话的好处么?当第一次见面的时候,总是有不知道该说什么的尴尬,这时候你就需要一些笑话,来缓解一下气氛呢,这里小编为你收集整理了爆笑英语短篇笑话,希望能对你有所帮助哈!爆笑英语短篇笑话一:MidwayTacticsThreecompetingstoreownersrentedadjoining(毗连的)shopsin...
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- 笑话大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象,具有讽刺性和娱乐性。其趣味有高下之分。小编你挑选了短英语笑话大全爆笑,希望你会喜欢,一起来欢乐笑笑啊!短英语笑话大全爆笑一:BishopCreighton克莱顿主教CreightonwasgoingalongaWestEndsquarewhenhesawalittlefellowtryingtoreachtheknocke...
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- 笑话来源于生活,经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言。下面小编马上为你带来几篇爆笑经典英语笑话短文,希望你会喜欢。爆笑经典英语笑话短文一:StrangeNameForCatsOnedaytherewasawomanwholosthercatnamed"LOVE."ItwasprettydarkoutsideandshelivedinNewYork.So,thinking...
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- 笑一笑,十年少,小编为大家整理了爆笑短的英语笑话,希望大家能展颜一笑,记得每天都要开心一刻哦!嘻嘻!爆笑短的英语笑话一:同在一艘船上Threemenweresittingonaparkbench.Theoneinthemiddlewasreadinganewspaper;theotherswerepretendingtofish.Theybaitedimaginaryhooks,cas...
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- 一个人的聪明才智会在幽默的谈吐中闪光,并且会深深吸引他人。下面,小编给大家收集整理了爆笑英语短笑话集锦,增加幽默细胞,聪明的你一定会成为闪光点。爆笑英语短笑话(一)"Icomplimentedoneofmyco-workersonhavinglosttenpounds.However,Icouldn'tresistbraggingthatwhen...
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- 笑一笑,十年少,小编为大家整理了短爆笑英语笑话,希望大家能展颜一笑,记得每天都要开心一刻哦!嘻嘻!短爆笑英语笑话篇一:3DoctorsAtHeavansGate3位医生在天堂门口Threedoctorsarrivedinheaven.St.Peteraskedthemwhytheyshouldbeletintoheaven.Thefirstdoctorsaid,″Beca...
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- IfIAmaManagerOnedayinclass,theteacherassignedhisstudentstowriteacomposition–ifIAmaManager.Allthestudentsbegantowriteexceptaboy.Theteacherwenttohimandaskedthereason.Iamwaitingformysecretary,wastheboy’sanswer.一天课上,老师要同学们以如果我是...
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- 从笑话中学习英语,轻松自在,让你充满自信、左右逢源。今天我们就一起来看看短篇英语笑话爆笑吧!短篇英语笑话爆笑(一)你为什么不认真听课Teacher:Jack,whyaren'tyoulistening?CopyRight.Jack:But,teacher,I'mlistening.Teacher:Ifyouwerelistening,tellmewhatIsaid...
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- 看一些英语笑话,既能开心,也能学到英语知识,何乐而不为呢?今天我们就一起来看看简短英语笑话爆笑吧!简短英语笑话爆笑(一)I'mTryingtoStopIt我要把它堵在里面"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaythateverythingyoutoldme...
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