![圣诞节英语笑话汇集]( "圣诞节英语笑话汇集")
- 送出去还有的东西WhatcanSantagiveawayandstillkeep?Answer:acold.什么东西圣诞老人可以分送出去，自己却也还留着?答案：感冒。圣诞老人的'爱好WhatdoesSantaClausliketodoinhisgarden?Answer:helikestohoe,hoe,hoe.圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么?答案：锄地。(英文里Hoe和ho同...
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![爆笑圣诞节英语笑话]( "爆笑圣诞节英语笑话")
- 爆笑圣诞节英语笑话一：Unexpectedguestswereontheway,andmymother,animpeccablehousekeeper,rushedaroundstraighteningup.Sheputmyfatherandbrothertoworkcleaningtheguestbathroom.Later,whenshewenttoinspectit,shewassurprisedthattheonce-clutteredroomhadbeentidied...
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![圣诞节英语笑话爆笑]( "圣诞节英语笑话爆笑")
- 圣诞节英语笑话爆笑一：AsalittlegirlclimbedontoSanta'slap,Santaaskedtheusual,"AndwhatwouldyoulikeforChristmas?"一个女孩爬到圣诞老人的膝盖上，圣诞老人例行公事的`问：今年圣诞节你想要什么呢?Thechildstaredathimopenmouthedandhorrifiedforaminute,thengasped:"D...
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![圣诞节英语笑话 2015]( "圣诞节英语笑话 2015")
- 圣诞节英语笑话2015一：NofearOlly:Yourfeetarestickingoutofthebedclothes.Stan:Iknow.Olly:Well,aren’ttheycold?Stan:Frozen.Olly:Whydon’tyoupullthemin,then?Stan:Andhavethosecoldthingsinbedwithme?Nofear!圣诞节英语笑话2015二：WatchoutforthemselvesFa...
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![最新圣诞节英语笑话]( "最新圣诞节英语笑话")
- ChristmasEveService平安夜礼拜JustasIbeganmyChristmasEveservice,theelectricityinthechurchfailed.TheushersandIfoundsomecandlesandplacedthemaroundthesanctuary.ThenIreenteredthepulpit,shuffledmynotes,andmuttered,"Now,wherewasI?"Atiredvoicecalledout,"Righ...
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![圣诞节英语小笑话]( "圣诞节英语小笑话")
- 英语小笑话一：ChristmasEveService平安夜礼拜JustasIbeganmyChristmasEveservice,theelectricityinthechurchfailed.TheushersandIfoundsomecandlesandplacedthemaroundthesanctuary.ThenIreenteredthepulpit,shuffledmynotes,andmuttered,"Now,wherewasI?"Atiredvoicecal...
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![圣诞节英语笑话2015]( "圣诞节英语笑话2015")
- 圣诞节英语笑话2015一：Myfriendreviewedheryoungson’sfill-in-the-blankhomework.Oneline:AtChristmas,weexchangegiftswith____.Hisresponse:Receipts.我朋友在检查她儿子的填空题家庭作业。有一行：在圣诞节，我们和____交换礼物。他的答案：收据。圣诞节英语笑话2015二...
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![2015圣诞节英语笑话]( "2015圣诞节英语笑话")
- 2015圣诞节英语笑话一：AswewereputtingoutcookiesforSantaonChristmasEve,Iaccidentallydroppedone."Noproblem,"Isaid,pickingitupanddustingitoffbeforeplacingitbackontheplate."Youcan’tdothat,"arguedmyfour-year-old."Don’tworry.Santawillneverknow."H...
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![圣诞节笑话英文版]( "圣诞节笑话英文版")
- 圣诞节笑话英文版一：Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic."Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsin,andbeginssplashingandyellingforhelp.Hiswifehearsthecommotion,knowsthathe...
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![圣诞节英文笑话]( "圣诞节英文笑话")
- 圣诞节英文笑话一：Apolicemanescorted(押送，护送)ahabitualcriminalpassingbyamountainvillage.Seeingcontainsundriesstoreatvillageend,therecidivist(惯犯)putforwardtobuyaofpackcigarette.Thepolicemanpondered(长时间考虑，深思)over:Youseizedthechancetoescapelastti...
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![圣诞节英语笑话经典]( "圣诞节英语笑话经典")
- 圣诞节英语笑话经典一：IhadfinishedmyChristmasshoppingearlyandhadwrappedallthepresents.Havingtwocuriouschildren,Ihadtofindasuitablehidingplace.Ichoseanidealspot—thefurnaceroom.Istackedthepresentsandcoveredthemwithablanket,positivethey’dremai...
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![英文笑话 圣诞节]( "英文笑话 圣诞节")
- 英文笑话圣诞节一：HanginginthehallwayatWhitesHighSchoolinWabash,Ind.,andthebasketballteampicturesfromthepast40years.Aplayerinthecenterofthefrontrowineachpictureholdsabasketballidentifyingtheyear-"62-63","63-64","64-65",dayIspottedafreshmanlookingcuriou...
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![圣诞节笑话英文]( "圣诞节笑话英文")
- 圣诞节笑话英文一：Thisstoryistoldofabrowbeatingcounsel，whohabituallyendeavoredtoterrorizehisopponent'switnesses.Onewitnessrathertendedtoprefacehisreplieswithlengthyexplanations.Iwant‘yes’or‘no，’thunderedcounsel.Thereisnoneedfo...
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![圣诞节的英语小笑话]( "圣诞节的英语小笑话")
- 圣诞节的英语小笑话一：They'reBusyOneday,thephonerang,andalittleboyanswered.MayIspeaktoyourparents?They'rebusy.Oh.Isanybodyelsethere?Thepolice.CanIspeaktothem?They'rebusy.Oh.Isanybodyelsethere?Thefiremen.CanIspeaktothem?They'rebusy.Solet...
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![圣诞节英语笑话幽默]( "圣诞节英语笑话幽默")
- 圣诞节英语笑话幽默一：JustasIbeganmyChristmasEveservice,theelectricityinthechurchfailed.TheushersandIfoundsomecandlesandplacedthemaroundthesanctuary.ThenIreenteredthepulpit,shuffledmynotes,andmuttered,"Now,wherewasI?"Atiredvoicecalledout,"Rightnearthee...
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![圣诞节笑话]( "圣诞节笑话")
- 幽默的人不仅仅会说笑话，还要懂得他人说的笑话，来测试一下你的幽默细胞的指数有多高吧!圣诞节笑话一1、圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦的.问受刑人：你做了什么坏事啊?犯人回答：我今年圣诞节购物早了些。法官说：那并不事件坏事，到底多早之前啊?犯人答道：商店开门之前。2、圣诞节前夕圣...
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![圣诞节笑话英语]( "圣诞节笑话英语")
- 圣诞节笑话英语一：WhenTomHowardwasseventeenyearsoldhewasastallashisfather，sohebegantoborrowrd'sclotheswhenhewantedtogooutwithhisfriendsintheevening.rddidnotlikethis，andhealwaysgotveryangrywhenhefoundhissonwearinganyofhisthings.OneeveningwhenTomcamedo...
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![圣诞节英语笑话2014]( "圣诞节英语笑话2014")
- 圣诞节英语笑话2014一：Threebuildingsintownwereoverrunbysquirrels—thetownhall,thehardwarestore,andthechurch.Thetownhallbroughtinsomecats.Butaftertheytoreupallthefiles,themayorgotridofthepredators,andsoonthesquirrelswereback.Thehardwarestorehumanel...
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![经典圣诞节英语笑话]( "经典圣诞节英语笑话")
- 经典圣诞节英语笑话一：FromanarticleontheWoolacombeBayHotelinDevon,England:"Theirthree-nightChristmasbreakincludesapackedprogramoffamilyentertainment,acrèche,excellentcuisine,andavisitfromSatan."英格兰德文郡Woolacombe海湾酒店有一篇文章：他们的三日...
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![圣诞节的英文笑话]( "圣诞节的英文笑话")
- ChristmasEveService平安夜礼拜JustasIbeganmyChristmasEveservice,theelectricityinthechurchfailed.TheushersandIfoundsomecandlesandplacedthemaroundthesanctuary.ThenIreenteredthepulpit,shuffledmynotes,andmuttered,"Now,wherewasI?"Atiredvoicecalledout,"Righ...
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![圣诞节笑话英语版]( "圣诞节笑话英语版")
- 圣诞节笑话英语版一：AgroupofAmericansweretravelingbytourbusthroughHolland.Astheystoppedatacheesefarm,ayoungguideledthemthroughtheprocessofcheesemaking,explainingthatgoats'milkwasused.Sheshowedthegroupalovelyhillsidewheremanygoatsweregrazing.These,s...
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![2014圣诞节英语笑话]( "2014圣诞节英语笑话")
- 2014圣诞节冷笑话一：AcustomerwalkedintoourstorelookingforChristmaslights.Ishowedherourtopbrand,but—wantingtomakesureeachbulbworked—sheaskedmetotakethemoutoftheboxandplugthemin.Idid,andeachonelitup."Great,"shesaid.Icarefullyplacedthestringof...
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![圣诞节英语笑话]( "圣诞节英语笑话")
- 本站小编分享一个关于圣诞节的'英语笑话，请看：AboybegshisfathertogethimaChristmastreethisyear.一个孩子求他爸爸，说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树Eachyear,theboyasksandthefathertellshim,"Idon'twanttopayforit."小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同样的回答我可不...
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![圣诞节英语笑话超搞笑]( "圣诞节英语笑话超搞笑")
- 圣诞节英语笑话超搞笑一：'Isn'ttheheadteacherabitofatwit?'saidaboytoagirl.一个小男孩跟小女孩说：你有没有0'Isn'ttheheadteacherabitofatwit?'saidaboytoagirl.一个小男孩跟小女孩说：你有没有觉得班主任有点傻?'Well,doyouknowwhoIam?'i...
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![圣诞节的笑话英文]( "圣诞节的笑话英文")
- 圣诞节的'笑话英文一：Mrs.Flindersdecidedtohaveherportraitpainted.Shetoldtheartist,"Paintmewithdiamondearrings,adiamondnecklace,emeraldbraceletsandarubypendant.""Butyou'renotwearinganyofthosethings.""Iknow,"saidMrs.Flinders."It'sincaseIshoulddi...
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